World's Shortest Political Question - Answer

Congratulations, after extensively analyzing your inputs, we've determined that your political persuasion is:

L I B E R T A R I A N

Libertarians believe in small government which is achieved by removing unnecessary laws, while keeping only those that are actually worth keeping.


What should I do now?

You should immediately start supporting Ron Paul when he runs for President. He seems nice and all that funny business about his "newsletter" is probably liberal propaganda anyway.



But...

What's there to question here? Libertarians are all about having all those laws everyone disagrees with abolished, and all the ones we want kept. Surely you support that?


By that definition everyone's a lib...

Almost everyone is, in our experience! Pretty much everyone says "Why, I think I agree with that, I thought you guys were all pot heads but now I know it's actually about the things I don't want banned too!" when we explain it to them.


Wait, that means you're not against the war on drugs? Because I thought..

We're only against it if it's an unnecessary law we don't like. And who can argue against that.


Uh, thanks...

You're welcome!